Now you can’t go to a festival with a name like John Smith (sorry, all the John Smiths. Nothing personal.) You need a proper festival name. Because going somewhere like Glastonbury can lead to lying in the Healing Fields pondering, life, the universe, and wondering who you really are. Nothing doing on the first two, but fortunately, we can help with that last one. Find out your festival name and base all your future decisions on it.
You’re welcome, Milktruck Pilgrim.